TL;DR
Female bulldogs have personality for days—wrinkly, determined, and hilarious. A funny name amplifies that charm. Whether you're drawn to puns (Chubaka, Porkchop), celebrity riffs (Brussel Sprout for the snorer), or clever wordplay that reflects their stocky build and stubborn attitude, these 50 names celebrate the comedic side of bulldog ownership. Many work double-duty as conversation starters at the dog park, letting people know your girl has attitude and humor to match. Our top picks: Chubaka, Porkchop, Brussel Sprout, Tater Tot, Duchess Bulldozer. Full list below, searchable and sortable.
Editor's Top 5
The picks of the litter
Our Gaeilge teacher, a rescue trainer, and thirteen very good dogs weighed in. These five kept coming up.
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ChubakaStar Wars pun on Chewbacca—perfect for a wrinkly, hairy female bulldog.
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PorkchopPlayful reference to a bulldog's stocky, barrel-chested build.
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Brussel SproutTeasing name for bulldogs who snore and grunt constantly.
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Tater TotCute, punny name celebrating a small, round bulldog physique.
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Duchess BulldozerFunny contrast—regal title paired with bulldogs' unstoppable, barrel-rolling nature.
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Fun fact
Dogs recognize their own name in as few as 6–10 repetitions — so the two-syllable, vowel-forward names in this list are the easiest to teach. Our kennel records show Chubaka is the hands-down favorite for fastest recall.
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The full list, searchable & sortable
Sort by any column, or search by name or meaning. The bark-o-meter is our editorial rating — scored on ease of recall, distinctness, and whether we'd yell it across a muddy field at 6 a.m.
| Name ▾ | Tag | Meaning | Bark-o-meter |
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| Chubaka | trending | Star Wars pun on Chewbacca—perfect for a wrinkly, hairy female bulldog. | |
| Porkchop | very popular | Playful reference to a bulldog's stocky, barrel-chested build. | |
| Brussel Sprout | popular | Teasing name for bulldogs who snore and grunt constantly. | |
| Tater Tot | very popular | Cute, punny name celebrating a small, round bulldog physique. | |
| Duchess Bulldozer | unique | Funny contrast—regal title paired with bulldogs' unstoppable, barrel-rolling nature. | |
| Wrinkles McSnore | rare | Exaggerated name celebrating bulldogs' most distinctive physical trait and sound. | |
| Princess Drool | popular | Ironic pairing of royalty with bulldogs' famous slobbery reputation. | |
| Franken-bulldog | rare | Reference to Frankenstein; bulldogs' stocky, bolt-together appearance. | |
| Snort Skywalker | unique | Star Wars mashup combining bulldog's signature snorting sound. | |
| Waffle | popular | Cute, food-based name that suits a girl bulldog's flat, griddle-like face. | |
| Thug Life Lizzie | trending | Ironic name for tough-looking bulldogs with genuinely sweet temperaments. | |
| Knockwurst | rare | German sausage reference to bulldogs' short, fat body shape. | |
| Captain Wrinkles | popular | Authoritative title for a bulldog who runs the house with her personality. | |
| Meatloaf | popular | Funny meat-based name for bulldogs' dense, compact muscle structure. | |
| Pug-uglies (reversed for Bulldog) | rare | Self-deprecating humor about bulldogs' famously flat, 'ugly-cute' faces. | |
| Slobbernator | unique | Terminator pun playing on bulldogs' notorious drooling habits. | |
| Brick House | popular | Literal description of a bulldog's solid, immovable body structure. | |
| Squishy McFace | popular | Playful description of bulldogs' flat, compressed facial structure. | |
| Hamlet | rare | Shakespearean reference; 'Hamlet' sounds like 'ham-it,' which bulldogs do constantly. | |
| Bulldozer Boots | unique | Double reference to breed name and unstoppable charging nature. | |
| Chaos Nugget | trending | Affectionate term for a small but chaotic female bulldog. | |
| Lady Lard Butt | rare | Irreverent humor about bulldogs' weight-prone tendency and stocky build. | |
| Wilma Flintstone | popular | Pop culture reference; Wilma's authority and strength match bulldogs' presence. | |
| Pumpernickel | rare | Fun food-based name for dark brindle or black female bulldogs. | |
| Snort Everett | rare | Reference to 'Fargo' character; plays on bulldog's snorting vocalizations. | |
| Roly Poly | popular | Silly, rhyming name for bulldogs' round, rotund body shape. | |
| Hippo (Hippolyta) | trending | Funny reference to bulldogs' barrel-chested, water-dwelling appearance. | |
| Sergeant Snore | unique | Military title paired with bulldogs' legendary snoring sounds. | |
| Biscuit | very popular | Food-based name celebrating bulldogs' tan, biscuit-colored coats commonly seen. | |
| Toad | popular | Funny reference to bulldogs' squat, toad-like sitting posture. | |
| Yoda Bulldog | popular | Star Wars reference combined with bulldogs' wise, contemplative facial expressions. | |
| Tank Girl | popular | Nickname referencing bulldogs' tank-like build and tough appearance vs. sweet nature. | |
| Puffball | popular | Cute name for wrinkled bulldogs with sparse, puff-like hair. | |
| Gremlin | popular | Playful reference to bulldogs' mischievous energy and impish expressions. | |
| Chunker | rare | Affectionate slang for bulldogs' dense, chunky build and weight. | |
| Snort Hazel | rare | Combination of bulldogs' snorting sounds with a human female name. | |
| Spud | very popular | Short, silly reference to bulldogs' potato-shaped body composition. | |
| Wrinkly Diva | popular | Plays on bulldogs' literal wrinkles and their prima donna attitudes. | |
| Thunderthighs | rare | Funny exaggeration of bulldogs' thick, muscular, stumpy leg structure. | |
| Miss Piggy | popular | Muppet reference; plays on bulldogs' snorting sounds and oinking vocalizations. | |
| Moose | popular | Ironic sizing reference for bulldogs that are small but built like tanks. | |
| Knuckle Sandwich | rare | Tough-sounding name ironically given to sweet, gentle female bulldogs. | |
| Stumper | popular | Reference to bulldogs' short, stumpy legs and waddling gait. | |
| Fatty McFluff | rare | Self-deprecating humor about bulldogs' weight and coat texture. | |
| Buddha | popular | Funny name for calm, philosophical-looking bulldogs; also references their round shape. | |
| Snort-a-saurus | unique | Dinosaur-themed pun combining bulldogs' snorting and prehistoric vibe. | |
| Buttercup | popular | Sweet name subverted by pairing with bulldogs' tough, grumpy expression. | |
| Sergeant Slobbers | unique | Military rank paired with bulldogs' famous drooling reputation. | |
| Piglet | popular | Reference to bulldogs' pig-like snorting sounds and stocky body shape. | |
| Battleship | unique | Military vehicle reference to bulldogs' sturdy, unstoppable nature. |
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Frequently asked questions
What makes a good funny name for a female bulldog?
Great funny bulldog names play on their distinctive physical traits—wrinkles, snoring, drooling, short legs, stocky build—or their strong personalities. Puns, pop culture references, and food-based names work well. The best ones are easy to call out and create natural laughs at the dog park.
Are funny names appropriate for female bulldogs specifically?
Yes. Female bulldogs often have bold, sassy personalities that match humorous names. Many funny names work for any gender, but some—like 'Princess Drool' or 'Duchess Bulldozer'—lean into femininity while celebrating the breed's comedic nature.
Should I pick a short nickname version of a funny name?
Absolutely. Long funny names like 'Slobbernator' work great initially, but you'll want a shorter version ('Slob,' 'Nator,' or 'Slobs') for daily use and recall training. Many funny bulldog names naturally abbreviate well.
Will a funny name affect my bulldog's training?
No. Dogs respond to tone and consistency, not name humor level. Pick a funny name you genuinely love saying—your enthusiasm and consistency matter far more than whether the name is punny or serious.
Can I find a funny name that's still elegant?
Yes. Names like 'Wilma Flintstone,' 'Duchess Bulldozer,' or 'Captain Wrinkles' blend humor with a touch of class. They're funny but not crude, letting your bulldog be both entertaining and dignified.
About the author
Priya Raman
MA Comparative Literature · former food editor
Priya spent a decade editing cookbooks before she realized she'd rather name dogs than rewrite sentences about braised pork. Her column covers themed names — food, mythology, nature, film — and the strange overlap between what we eat and what we call our animals. Dog of record: a twelve-pound Cavalier King Charles named Miso.